Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

We’re in the USA for vacation, enjoying time with Josh & Kayla. Great to be in Kentucky.

We flew Zagreb > Heathrow > O’Hare > Lexington. And MY SUITCASE IS. NOT. HERE. My suitcase has vanished into the bowels of Heathrow.

If you’re keeping score–I AM–this means that, for my past SIX flights Zagreb > USA, my luggage has arrived with me ONE TIME.

Bright spot: I had clothes in my carryon.